Douche Pickle

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

by Brandon Radlo November 12, 2008

pickle rick

Pickle Rick is rick who turned to a pickle

Pickle Rick hates everyone

by That guy you forgot October 16, 2017

Dusty Pickle

When an individual organizes a line of cocaine on a male erection and proceeds to blow the line up their nose, which leaves behind a dusty residue on the male erection

"Aunt Peg blew a chunky number off of my boner, leaving her high as a kite and me with a dusty pickle"

by Aunt Peg February 7, 2008

Pickled Penis

instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.

Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!

by Imran Bob Carr November 16, 2005

Pickle Surprise

When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to only find a "banana in his icecream sundae".

"She looked smokin hot, but to end a long story short, I sure got a pickle surprise."

by NJ Pelli February 15, 2007

silicon pickle

1. A rubber dildo, only functional for pleasing non-discriminating, pathetic women who have enough with a cold, "flexible" item. 2. A person who is pathetic, without self-esteem, or too soft. 3. A dickhead, loser or prick.

First used on the screenplay/future movie "Turn (Marked contrast)", by Frank Vidal.

Joe: "Henry wants to ask you out, but he doesn't have the courage."
Steph: "Well, he better not get it, 'cause I'm not into silicon pickles."

by drfvidal May 24, 2006

pickle weasel

a North American rodent found mostly in the lush grasslands. Feeds mainly on cucumbers pickled due to the intense acid rainfall that surrounds the habitat. When in danger, the notorious weasel will make a noise, sounding similar to "Schnikey, Schnikey!!" First debut in the big time: On the popular TV series That 70's Show.

I stepped on a pickle weasel, and it made a large "Schnikey!!"

by dahdahdahdahdah December 21, 2008