Perfect Day

A day clouded by the wonderful effects of heroin. Also a Lou Reed song.

I'm having a perfect day today, at least til the smack wears off.

by Long April 16, 2005

Pervert

Practically everyone on this website. I think that 98% of this websites definitions include porn. Why are you so obsessed with "jizz" and "fucking girls" is it because you know every sex move but your a 56 year old virgin and when the time comes, you dont have a clue what to do so you kick the 96 year old woman out and just cry.

P.S: whoever thumbs this down is the word im describing and you know it.

Person 1 on net: i fucked that hoe bad last night
Me: no you never you loser, your a virgin and admit it. Dont be insecure just because you made out with your mum when you were 13years old.
person 1 on net: Just because you never done it.
Me: Does it matter? im out there making freinds and getting a life, while your at your computer licking your screen and realising its never gonna happen; you PERVERT!

by Porkstork January 23, 2007

Perfect boyfriend

The boyfriend who will see not only the beauty on the outside but on the inside. The one who is always honest and by your side no matter what. The one that will always puts a smile on your face .they complete you. Without him you are nothing

I cannot believe I have the most perfect boyfriend.

by Bibiddybop156 August 26, 2012

Absolutely perfect

My bae bae

Maddie is absolutely perfect!!!

by Sambobway3388 February 13, 2019

Perfect man

A man who can cook and clean.
Is very rare.

If a man can cook and clean without complaining that it's a "girls job", then he is the perfect man.

by cookandclean December 18, 2009

pervert

In our everyday terminology, a pervert is generally referred to a man who portrays an abnormal sexual behaviour. Perverts in general appear to have dissatisfying or mistreated sexual lives. This generally makes these sort of people to see normal 'women' as an object of 'sexual gratification' and 'lust' and nothing more than that. Their perceptions of reality is thus afflicted. Some people can turn into perverts if they have been through a history of sexual molestation, bullying, series of sexual dissatisfaction .

An example of this is when you notice a random man "staring" at a woman's breast walking down a subway line. The woman notices the man but ignores him and walks away. The woman will be calling the man "such a pervert".

by rahul_mdr May 22, 2010

perfect person

someone who is sweet, caring, there for you, beautiful both inside and out, smart, brave, and just pure amazing. They seem like an angel sent from above but thats just who they are. they may make a few mistakes but they own up to them and take responsibility. they are perfect

"Hey you know Fred?"
"Yeah what about him"
"He's always so nice and sweet and just a down right genuine guy"
"Ya, hes a Perfect Person"

by qwerty13! June 6, 2018