Jamie Percy

The fittest and funniest person your ever meet, if you know a Jamie Percy you are the luckiest person in the world. There quiet but yet still make you laugh, it could be a bad day where your in trouble and he'd make it better

"thank god Jamie percys here"

by Jamie Percy November 22, 2021

joaquina pereyra

Joaquina Pereyra is the best person ever and the funniest. She is very sexy and crazy!

Joaquina Pereyra is the best person i’ve ever met

by Toritofacha November 22, 2021

Mateo Pereyra

the most amazing guy i’ve ever met. he’s the prettiest boy ever and also a very hood guitarist. he’s funny and fun to talk to, even though at first he’s distant and can be quite dense at times. he listens to music all day and enjoys listening to metal (mostly heavy and thrash metal). his favorite band is slipknot but he enjoys megadeth, anthrax, slayer and other bands too. he also always wears a cap to school every day.

this was written by sebastian :D

look! Mateo Pereyra is playing the guitar, let’s ask him if he can play tornado of souls by megadeth for us

by sebastian_loves_mateo November 23, 2021

80 percent

The fifth child in the family, known by the name of Tzvi.

80 percent, please do not crack the glass.

by You seeeeeeee November 28, 2021

huntret percent

1. Unquestionable certainty with no basis in reality
2. Maximum certainty
3. Like 110%, but everyone knows huntret is max.

'Jimmy was huntret percent he'd get the job, but he had no qualifications and farted loudly in the interview.'

"Do you think the Cowboys will win this playoff game?"
"Huntret percent!"

"Do you think all the ladies will like my new Affliction shirt?"
"Huntret percent - can't miss!"

by Hot Caudle January 20, 2022

200 percent

An athlete that has too many hearts for one person.

An athlete that says he (or she) is always giving 200 percent, or says something like I got two of those when somebody asks him (or her) about heart is a little bit suspect. It makes you wonder who else's heart they cut out and put in his chest, and what they had to take out of him to make extra room for another transplanted heart. It doesn't seem like a guy with 2 hearts would be in good health most of the time, it seems like the extra heart would blow out like a speaker at some point.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

200 percent

Double everything something has.

Zeus, the uber competitive athlete, was always trying to turn up both of his/her 2 hearts to 200 percent and thought that most people were cowards for not giving as much as him/her, while most people thought Zeus was a fucking idiot that tried to take something like a stupid fucking game or sport to a level of desperation and calculation that they were never meant to be taken to, since it became more about trying to run people over than having a good time by that point, and that didn't interest people any more than pointless battles for superiority did.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021