Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup

Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing

by Ihaveheese December 31, 2016

big peen mike

A tropical fish that was eaten in Minecraft

Sauce “Where did big peen Mike go ???“
Potato “I ate him”
Sauce “OMFG”

by Lambotits September 23, 2019

Lady peen

Referring to a woman who has an abnormally large clitoris

John: Did you see Sarah’s nudes?
Jack: Yea she has a real Lady Peen

by Jtools103 June 20, 2020

dirty peen

A sexy mother fucker called owen. The keyboard seems to autocorrect the name to Peen and so we can insinuate that with such a name, he himself is the owner of one such massive peen.

Me and dirty peen are going to the 24h shop to go swing our 12 inch nobs on all the KA drinks

by K4ne_sb February 15, 2021

CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).

Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!

by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020

Peenalope

Peenalope comes from the name penelope...but for people who cant...say it...like Penis wringles with no life...You may want to look up penis wrinkle...

Hey Peenalope, hows it hanging!
Peenalope, your left boob is sagging...

by Brittney Crites April 7, 2005

Peen

Shortened version of the word penis. Excellent to use around people who you know won't understand right away. Often used in conversations about sexual intercourse or sex lives.

I.e- Justin- " hey Jimmy you have a baby peen and you get no hoes " Jimmy - " that's not what your mom said she loves my big peen"

by A.larsun August 6, 2011