poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously

Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!

by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009

St. Patty's Day

Not a real day , said by stupid Americans. Actually spelt St. Paddys day . (The Irish for Patrick is Padraig so paD is correct not paT)

Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)

I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)

by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017

cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

Pittsburgh Patty Plop

While in the doggie style position man or woman, the receiver must defecate while being pounded thus forming a patty which when the two lovers finish will fall to the ground then the giver shall ejaculate on the patty giving it more texture.

Giver: I'm ready to make that patty plop baby, bring the patty and I got the plop!

Receiver: UGH!!!

Giver: Oh yeah!! UGH!!!!

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"Julie said she wanted to try something different sexually so her and her husband tried the Pittsburgh Patty Plop, they are now divorced."

by DeuceWins April 3, 2010

Lancaster Beef Patty

The act during Sex when a male covers his Penis in poop. The male then takes the woman's menstrual exhaust (blood) and covers his Penis with it as well.The man then procedes to stick his Penis between his Female partner's Buttox.

Lauren and Luke went crazy and decided to make a Lancaster Beef Patty.

by therealslimshady12345 August 14, 2010

Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004