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Love Parasite

A man who loves someone (or something) so much and knows that she also loves him, so much so that he knocks everyone back simply to love that one person (whether real or fictional), in every way, sexual or whatever else, but without it being twisted, just really sexual and slutty to some

The subjects don't care though, they just love each other and there career, like the opposite of a concubine, higher than a wife
Dante: hey nero, you seen Trish and Nivek, my mum and mando has become total love parasites

Nero: and here I thought Kyrie's cooking was the best
by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 11, 2026
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Dirty Paras

A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.
“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night

“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025
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Raj Aaryaman Patra

An oversized soddy mouthed guy who poops the size of mugs.
A person who has unlimited lust for girls twice younger his age and spends his time gobbling food other than farting and fondling his own balls.
Amit:Do you ever dream of getting your meat beat by her?
Sanchit:Oh,silly!Don't be a Raj Aaryaman Patra
by Roguebless October 3, 2018
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Julia Sariah Paras

Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.

Someone who only talks to you when they need something.

Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.

Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.

Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.

Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.

Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.

Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.

Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
by bobbyekbularak June 7, 2021
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mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.
Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.
by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023
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The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...
Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
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Scammers and parasites

Hym "Not us though! We're the good ones! We're not scammers and parasites!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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