Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies

Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.

by TheBosma July 10, 2010

Pumpkin Patch Party

Redhead only, outside Orgy.

A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.

by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011

Tallahassee Pirate Patch

When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.

Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?

by Bigbdub May 17, 2010

white eye patch

When you cum in a girls eye

last night i gave a chick a white eye patch

by Jack Ellsman May 13, 2005

Alaskan Eye Patch

The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye

Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation

by jizbitch August 16, 2010

cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

sour patch party

Limits? None. Sour patch parties are for the ladies and gentlemen with an elegant wild side. The actual theme is open for interpretation. Dress for things to get weird.

"Dude, did you hear about that sour patch party that got busted up last night?"

"I thought they went from sour to sweet?"

by 4Abbot5 January 22, 2014