Parent memes

Old ass 2010-2012 Facebook memes that your cringey ass white parents show you to make them seem cool but you cringe instead

Mom: *shows pic of a funny face with a white font typed over it*
Kid: oh god parent memes *cringe*

by RandomURBANDICTIONARYposter July 1, 2019

Parenitial

A parenitial is the concept of the action parenitialt, it means to parent the initial acceptance of an idea or information, disregarding the depth of source. To absorb the idea or information no matter if you do not agree. Once you have formed a parenitial within yourself you can either create space for this understanding or you can resolve the difference without debating your own understanding and instead invoke a parallel existence using calm acknowledgement.

I do not wish to extend this conversation, I am not willing to parenitialt with you or create a parenitial within myself.

by Anniewannie August 1, 2019

Parent Mode

When somebody gets into questioning mode with their kids.

Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online

by desihost September 21, 2019

Parent

A miserable person wishing to fulfill the goal through his well developed sperm, yet not accepting a goal of their kid they already did, therefore being happy and popular is cool but sex and nicotine addiction are bad.

Can be uses both as a gift and a curse.

"That's such a parent's sentence "
"You sound like my parent"

by Adolfenschmeritz October 4, 2019

Pareau

Pareau’s are very beautiful, loyal and kind people. They make you laugh and are always going out of their way to be nice. Hearing a Pareau’s laugh will brighten anyone’s day. Pareau’s are very athletic and love running they always get top place in competitions. Even when Pareau’s are angry and upset they try to hide it so that they don’t worry you.
If you find yourself a Pareau know that you are very lucky and hold onto her tight because she will always have your back.

“Is that a Pareau?!
“Holy shit let’s grab her!”

by Buzybee October 29, 2019

parent

Mother or father.

My parent is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

pareneum

The space between a girls anus and va-jay-jay

Shawty got a nice pareneum.

by Dydtfxrfx November 23, 2019