Parada

A man synonymous with crusty cars, graphing quizes, and constantly leaving the room for more than 15 minutes at a time to the point you're convinced he's part of the MCU.

"Dude I swear he's never here."
"What do you expect? It's Parada."

by Tony jabaited May 22, 2017

golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.

by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

glimpse of paradise

The term given to describe what is seen when looking up a girl's skirt.

Often only caught sight of when sitting opposite a skirt-clad female.

Is especially good when girl in question is going commando!

"Hey man, check out that glimpse of paradise."

by Darth_Rodgers September 19, 2008

Got Laid Parade

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"

by ImSchindizzle June 6, 2014

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

paradise pd

greatest show on netflix. it has lot of dick jokes and is sometimes too much. Dumb voices. I just realized that I may not like it that much.

wanna watch paradise pd?

by rAptOrBoI June 2, 2020