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taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
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Pyarabola

Susie's pyarabolas make me jizz...
by Dr. Holistick January 24, 2011
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pysche

to fake someone out. To let someone think something, and when they discover the truth, you yell "PYSCHE!"
I thought we were going to Disneyland, this is just a PARK! PYSCHE!
by J to the E November 14, 2013
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P.Y.B.O

Put Your Balls On!

Means get a grip on yourself and just do it!

Pronounced: Pie-Bow
When Jerry didnt want to get on the roof I told him "P.Y.B.O."
by Kelley D. September 5, 2005
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pyae

A person who is memeable, Sleeps in the weirdest position and has the least amount of crushes. Has the loudest voice, Loves anime even tho they don't watch it. Cheats with family members during big competitions if possible and is annoying . Trolls people but fails.
Pyae: "Give me toast"
Person 1: "Stop trolling me EVERY SINGLE TIME its annoying"
Pyae: *insert sad noises*
by Malody October 29, 2020
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Punjab Python Parade

When 5 or more dudes form a circle by holding hands while one girl sits on her knees in the middle. She bobs on each dick one time and then the circle rotates, providing another dick for her to perform on. This continues until every dude skeets.
Dude, I heard Greg, Chase, Trey, Dave, Adam, Chandler, and Alec had a 4 hour 11 minute Punjab Python Parade last night.
by pythonparader69 January 8, 2011
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Ball Python

Ball pythons, also known as royal pythons, are probably the most amazing snakes EVER, to keep as pets. They tend to be a little shy and are amazingly docile, perfect for beginners. They come in various colors, or 'morphs,' and they are all beautiful; from the normal or the chocolate to the lavender albino or the piebald. They are insanely adorable and really develop their own personalities! They're great :)
Person1: Dude, did you hear that Sally got a ball python?
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!
by hey people October 16, 2012
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