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press bait

The act of creating headline worthy news to cover up scummy behavior.
Person 1: This program I use just removed a popular feature... I can't believe it!
Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.
by everythingsTakenAAAAA May 27, 2025
mugGet the press baitmug.

Pressing

Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'
A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.
by StarryMayhem May 26, 2018
mugGet the Pressingmug.

PRESS

People use this term to say your mad or you tell someone else they're mad.
This man is pressed that I stole his girl ong.
by elgueroo February 5, 2021
mugGet the PRESSmug.

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.
by Cmonkey April 18, 2022
mugGet the Log press kissmug.

pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
mugGet the pressed oystersmug.

Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23
by dpumaster May 17, 2011
mugGet the Danger Press Upsmug.

press-lady

The press-lady has been arrested by the police.
by uttam maharjan June 8, 2011
mugGet the press-ladymug.

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