The Port

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.

Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.

"Where are you from?

"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"

by catpeesweeties February 09, 2021

Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)

His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port

by Theology 101 April 27, 2018

Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.

Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 27, 2022

port ekym, Chile

Port to be ch,ekym33333. A renowned port in the South America for being cheek to the me.

I went to port ekym, chile and got a bit me me me meeee

Graham to the j meeee

by anon150566 March 25, 2010

port matilda

A shit hole town in central Pennsylvania, surrounded by college sloots, druggies, fuckboys and home of the largest Fuckboy in the US, his mommy and daddy buy him whatever he wants. The shittiest shit hole in all the world .

Such a lovely shit hole Port Matilda.

Fuckboy's Shit Hole, he is def from Port Matilda,

by Shit hole dweller 13 November 30, 2015

port trash

A port trash is simply one who is from a small town that ends in port and has a low income

Man Aidan is such Port trash

by Wyd son November 16, 2016

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or behind some trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is most likely needed after )

Sth really got forest ported.

by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022