pickeling

When you mess with someones PC or laptop when they are not looking. Changing their desktop background to pink kittens or changing their default sound for new mail messages to a funny sound byte.

I was pickeling Steve when he left his computer unlocked when he went to get coffee so I changed his new email message notification to a sample from Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line (Shake Senora).

I was pickeling Bob when he left his computer unlocked so I changed his desktop background to a picture of a pink vespa.

by Big Boy Fluffy April 18, 2016

pick your crazy

A simplified view of dating and compatibility. Men or Women; they're all crazy, its just about finding that particular flavor of crazy that does not bother you. Used often to comfort or console friends that have had unsatisfactory or unsuccessful attempts at dating.

"We had to break up; she flips out , and goes on a man-hating binge whenever anyone ever mentions her Dad ."
"Yeah, pick your crazy"

by Mauitime Mark September 22, 2016

Pick up that dollar

Pick up that dollar, sometimes followed by bitch or hoe.. can refer to a person, a situation, a comment or reply to a conversation when you don't think much of them or what is being said. It can mean an event, person, thing or situation not worthy of your time. It is can be a condescending remark comparing the person, situation or event to a stripper , whore picking up money off the floor.

In response to the stripper who said "you ladies are stupid for sponsoring a lap dance for your guys"..the ladies replied, "hoe, pick up that dollar "

by Juugg May 20, 2016

picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

Pick-Pocketing

The act of a pick pocketer removing nuggets of feces from the rectum of a pick pocketee. Similar be not related to ass banditry.

Can also refer to the removal of foreign objects from ones navel.

You should have seen this girl Man, I was pick-pocketing her all night, I now possess much gold.

by The pick pocketee January 20, 2018

Pickin’ Grin

The facial expression of satisfaction and relief displayed when you dig up in your old booty hole and scratch that wicked itch.

We knew Don was diggin’ his hemorrhoids cause his arm was round his back and he had that pickin’ grin.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

pickfest

When people land at the clock tower in Tilted Towers, with no wepons, and fight to the death with only picks.

We had a huge “Pickfest” as we slapped each other with our picks.

by MrNoobz1 May 16, 2018