Cutie Patootie

Stems from cute potato. Used to describe someone that is very cute and also looks like a potato.

Clara: "Oh my god he is such a cute potato!"

Amy: "Oh, you mean a cutie patootie."

by AnlGrippage August 22, 2019

Platonic Crush

The intense desire to follow someone on social media sites while resisting the temptation to add them as friends.

Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.

by BabuGeorge September 17, 2017

Platonic Irony

n. (Pluh/tawn/ick*Eye/ron/ee)

Of Neolithic origin; Derived from Platonica


Hitting on someone on the internet just to tell them no, yes, no, yes, later.


see also: -plato, n.; -platonica, n.

"That was some platonic irony."

by FelixTheCatt June 23, 2008

yonkey patoed

when you are a sick fuck, you shove your fingers in your boyfriends ass and what the hell? he likes it!

yeha i yonkey patoed sean last night, i swear my fingers are gonna swell soon!

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

Patooter

A computer, especially a laptop.

I need to borrow your patooter to look something up on Urban Dictionary.

by MSpike September 15, 2011

Patoot

A petite toot

Person: " I heard her let out a fart earlier. It was so petite....it was...patoot."

by oneing April 8, 2017

patou

A handsome hit guy who is always getting his way to his girls and is very hit in bed with the largest penis of all

#Omg you have found yourself a patou!

by Cox fish February 1, 2018