Palm-Toss

The action done when approach by a female whom you may want to have sex with for only carnal means, however her personality is not agreeable to yours, sex is then conducted from afar by ejaculation into the hand then slinging towards said female.

" I tried hooking up with her, she's hot but she's a bit of a bitch, going to broadside her with a palm-toss later"

by Sam Sadist May 22, 2021

jutting palm-roof

Under the shade of a palm roof.

Hey Lay on a mat outside his hut under the shade of the jutting palm-roof.

by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020

To duke a palm

A phrase. Meaning - to masturbate

Definition: He is kinda sus. Looks like the palm isn't duked
Go duke a palm dude
I'm off. It's time to duke a palm

by Dobby2008 December 11, 2021

slimy palm flopper

actual fucking retard

“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

Beer Palm

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.

"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."

"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."

by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009

Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011

Butt Palm

When the toilet paper sticks to your balls, and your hand keeps going and you end up whiping your ass with your palm.

Damn.. that paper in the Porta john gave me a butt palm.

by Kezalex July 5, 2023