october 27

national slap dat ass day. no ones safe have fun

yo you know it’s october 27 bend over

by imagineretard October 24, 2019

October 27

National Flash titty day

October 27 is a very special holiday because the boys are happy

by faggatron007 October 26, 2020

29th October

This day, to be kind to insecure people, you will have to hug a flat girl. Let’s raise the awareness for flat people.

Erik: Yo that girl’s flat dude!
Mike: Dude, it’s 29th October! We have to give her a hug, bro!
Erik: Oh yeah, right!

by BlueYup October 26, 2020

October 21st

Other wise known as National Fisting Day! You can go up to anyone and fist them to celebrate the holiday!

“Hey you know what today is?” “No” “It’s national fisting day! I’m going to fist you to celebrate!” “Oh okay!”
National Fisting Day: On October 21st. You can go up to anyone and fist them to celebrate the holiday!

by Titties69696969 October 13, 2019

October 5

National ask your crush out

Hey I like you, wanna date
Sure, it’s national ask your crush out on October 5

by Void bish October 3, 2021

October 20

A DAY TO STEAL A HOODIE FROME YOUR MANS

Hey babe it’s October 20th give me your fucking hoodie

by Gracie1487 October 19, 2019

October 6

The date of National Mad Hatter Day, a day where sane people are considered mad and everyone has to act crazy. The date was used based on the tag on the mad hatter's hat the read 'In this style 10/6'

Wow, October 6 was sure crazy! I walked on my hands all day and spoke everything backwards!

by Artally yours May 15, 2010