He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!
by ilovetorres June 10, 2011
Get the Special Officer Doofy mug.A "couple" who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. BUT they insist they aren't dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. Hence why they're officially unofficial.
Dude 1: Whoa, check it out. Matt and Allie are making out again!
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.
by cliffdogg October 23, 2007
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I went to my P.O. Box in the post office.
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!
by cranrad September 20, 2005
Get the post office mug.A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.
Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...
Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...
Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.
Mike: What are you going to do.
Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.
Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
Mike: What are you going to do.
Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.
Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008
Get the Taking Obama to the Oval Office mug.1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.
by randy December 14, 2004
Get the post office mug.Office Whore – The exact opposite of a office slut. The office whore knows how to work in an office and is very capable at typing, data entry, word processing, spreadsheets, front reception, office and correspondence management, etc. The Office Whore also likes to play around sexually in the office from innocently flashing a client to fucking on the bosses desk and then inviting the boss to join in.
While dressed professionally in appearance, the Office Whore wears outfits are often strategic in design to facilitate quick, occasional sexual encounters with no underwear or bra; full wrap around skirts and business suits with garter belt and nylons. Although it is not uncommon for the Office Whore to dress up the part.
While dressed professionally in appearance, the Office Whore wears outfits are often strategic in design to facilitate quick, occasional sexual encounters with no underwear or bra; full wrap around skirts and business suits with garter belt and nylons. Although it is not uncommon for the Office Whore to dress up the part.
Since you are disrobing during the interview, I am offering you a different position titled Office Whore which will include the previously posted job in addition to occasional, enjoyable sexual play in the office.
by Steven Wrytyr February 18, 2018
Get the office whore mug.Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
by medaeval February 12, 2004
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