Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 30, 2022
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Get the Holy Nut mug.An nut that is out of this world.
by Memetimmy June 16, 2018
Get the Intergalactic nut mug.When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016
Get the Nut nudge mug.the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2011
Get the gut nut mug.No one knows what Skinny Nuts mean because circles can't be skinny. The first time Skinny Nuts was used in a sentence or was ever heard was when a person named ZiffyClumper said Skinny Nuts to a man named Clowfoe was told he has them.
Clowfoe, "clowfoe. clowfoe. clowfoe"
ZiffyClumper, "skinny nuts"
Clowfoe, "THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS SKINNY NUTS"
ZiffyClumper, "skinny nuts"
Clowfoe, "THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS SKINNY NUTS"
by FellowPizzaGuy February 27, 2022
Get the Skinny Nuts mug.When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017
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