number game

going to a public place and asking for people's numbers...see how many you get

hey wanna play the number game?
nah no one likes you

by definer33333 June 2, 2010

Number One

The state of being the ultimate mack daddy in conjunction with possessing another admirable talent. Therefore, earning multifaceted respect.

"Dude just crossed the finish line in first place and immediately proceeded to mack hoes... number one."

by CTroller November 19, 2009

number monkey

student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials

Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.

by Number Monkey May 26, 2006

crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

number 6

when one takes a shit/diarrhea in their bed.

After McKenzie questioned the smell of the room, Colleen confessed to a nasty bout of number 6.

by evan price September 3, 2006

Numbers Man

Term used for someone with connections. "Numbers" is a reference to having the right digits to call when things are needed.

I got my friend to hit up his numbers man and he got us this bomb chronic!

by Evan_Mitt December 17, 2006

take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

by houdini October 14, 2004