Birthday Nice

It basically means 'Birthday Wishes' but in Harry Styles' style.

"Thank you for all the birthday nice. You’re all wonderful, and I love you. H"

by oh boy. oh boy. February 2, 2019

Mr nice nerd

A man that seems like a laidback nice nerd type but really he is a womanizer, compulsive liar and a jerk. He is always scanning the scene for a new woman to get with even while he's in a relationship. He's even trying to get his female friends only in bed but they don't realize it. If you get in a relationship with him he starts to show his true angry controlling side. When he's sober he makes up lies about his last relationship and acts like he was the victim and plays the nice nerd character.

That man is a Mr nice nerd , I can't believe I didn't realize it sooner. What a jerk he was.

by Targaryenpumpkin February 19, 2019

South of Niceville

Euphemism for a person or situation being irritating , or difficult to deal with.

Dan is always so south of niceville when I talk to him, I've decided I want to fight him.

My day has really gone south of niceville, I'm gonna go drink myself to sleep.

My day fighting Dan also went really far south of niceville. I got hit with a crowbar, bleeding this much is totally south of niceville.

by WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO February 16, 2015

What you having nice?

When you are talking to someone who is cooking food that smells nice.

Hello Joe, what you having nice?

by Rudy Huggins May 3, 2020

Slice Me Nice

My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action and I want it from you
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
My heart is beating to the rhythm of love
I need you, baby like cold hands need a glove
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
I'm like a pie made for hungry guys
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action baby, cut me in two
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice (slice me nice)
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action and I want it from you

Slice me nice
Slice me nice
I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
I'm like a pie made for hungry guys
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action baby, cut me in two
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice (slice me nice)
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice

by Death Menace May 13, 2023

Cult of Niceness

The Cult of Niceness is a recent phenomenon mentioned in a write-up by Bruce Frohnen about how some people prioritize "niceness" over doing what is right, masking a very deceptive act of discrimination that pretends to care about everyone equally while in fact favoring certain people who are unethical to help them get away with murder over others who are ethical and deserving of good treatment.

The phenomenon does not take into account that if you are "nice" to the wrong person (e.g. a thief, a corrupt officer, or a bad manager) or at the wrong time (like after someone caused harm to others or damaged people's properties), you are actually not being nice to the good people who would negatively get impacted by being nice to a bad person at the wrong time. In other words, the "niceness" that the Cult of Niceness promotes is not even real niceness at all. It is only a corrupt shallow naive version of niceness that is not good at all and is only meant to excuse the evil actions of evil people.

Usually, there are benefactors indirectly benefiting from the Cult of Niceness, whether financially when people are not reprimanded for falling for certain addictions (e.g. porn) or immorally when normalizing and excusing certain immoral behaviors.

Members of the Cult of Niceness hypocritically do what they decry by yelling rudely and angrily at the person they perceive as "not nice" without being nice themselves, negating their credibility and becoming easily ignorable by everyone.

In the 2010s, the Cult of Niceness became popular in online social media networks as mobs of unethical people would harass certain ethical people they deemed weak, unconnected-to-high-level-people, and worthy of being hated (while hypocritically claiming they were against hate). And, if the harassed people tried to defend themselves against the rude comments of the unethical people, they'd get suddenly called out for not being "nice" while the unethical rude harassers are let off the hook as "simply expressing themselves" and "not being hateful" despite their obvious hating on the ethical people they harassed.

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A home owner got robbed through breaking and entering, and when they found the thief leaving with their belongings, they yelled at the thief to drop everything they took, but then immediately, the Cult of Niceness police cut the home owner off and asked them to be "nice" by not yelling at the thief rudely, thus allowing the thief to escape.

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Someone on a mountain was running towards a cliff that they were not aware of, so another person loudly yelled at the runner to warn them they were going to fall off a cliff, but members of the Cult of Niceness immediately cut that person off before they finished their warning to inform them they were not being "nice" to the runner due to yelling rudely, which prevented the runner from hearing the warning that was about to save their life, and ended up falling off the cliff, benefiting benefactors of the Cult of Niceness.

by OffBeatDrummer May 15, 2023

nothing nice to say

The world's FIRST online punk comic! Creator, Mitch, is very attractive. Abbrev.: NN2S

"Dude, those NN2S-ers are all 1337 punx0rs!"

by :D May 31, 2003