Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.

He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

Rohan Nalam

The biggest beta male ever..

Omg! Look at Rohan Nalam! He is NOT sigma.

by LowWoww June 4, 2024

Laura Neal

To ruin something caused by homophobia

“Did you hear that they killed villanelle?”
“Ugh.. must be Laura Neal!”

by chappellroanlover June 13, 2024

Brady Neal

To be utter dogshit at baseball go 0-5 and have an annoying ass family

You are Brady Neal at baseball

by poptarts69 March 2, 2024

Shaquille O’Neal

When somebody puts a whole basketball in them, even though they can’t get it back out.

I think that guy just pulled a Shaquille O’Neal.

by Magic Johnzyn June 1, 2020

Oliver Hamilton Neale

Sexy as fuck, has a humongous cock and is a monster in bed.

Oliver Hamilton Neale has a cock thats bigger than your mouth.

by CHEESEYBURGERBOI February 4, 2022

Devon Ray Neal Crase

The real nigerian very coo the REALEST fwend you can haves
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YO you SAe Devon Ray Neal Crase he veryq COOOLq

by HHHHHHHHAAHAHAH April 21, 2022