newsela

some gay ass website we are forced to do bc of school. it is fucking torture.

person 1: oh shit i have newsela tonight!
person 2: suck 2 b u!

by teachers are gay April 17, 2020

Taking A Nesselrodt

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

Nebus

The wriggling scum that lives on the underside of rocks. Hates the light of day. Most often found in Florida. The only creature known to man that despises and actively tries to harm its own offspring.

The Nebus emerged from under its rock to injure its offspring. Satisfied, it wriggled back.

by Kayne314 May 25, 2015

Love Nectar

Ejaculatory fluid. Can be male or female. Works amazingly as an ingredient for baking cookies.

Anna: How are you're cookies, Okuma-kun?
You see... I, umm...
I enriched your cookies with the flavor of "love."

Kajou: Uh... Anna?

Anna: I made a discovery.
When my feelings of love for Okuma-kun reach their peak, the feelings deep within my body turn to liquid and flow out!
I have named this discharge: "Love Nectar"!
I would be honored, Okuma-kun, if you would partake of it!
Your cookies... have my Love Nectar mixed into the dough!

Okuma: -screams-

by tickle ur pickle October 18, 2015

yashiro nene

yashiro nene is a daikon like girl who runs around foolishly looking for an attractive boyfriend without noting that her ghost friend hanako is adorable.

person one: hey did you see that girl with the fat ankles?
person two: you mean yashiro nene?

person one: ya her legs resemble a daikon
person two: bet her only lover will be a ghost.

by daik0n.senpai June 4, 2020

throw neck

The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.

I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.

by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019

mein neger

"My Nigga" in German.

Guttentag , mein neger.

by Danterahi October 5, 2016