visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

gift irabor

A girl who likes people she’s only known for like 2 weeks

A:Ahhh that boy is soooo cute
B:But you’ve only known him for a few days
B:Ugh you’re such a gift irabor

by SecretHaterlol November 22, 2021

Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!

Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!

by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021

Gifted

When you blow your load in a girl you like to mark your territory.

After the third date , Mark gifted Jasmine to show her how much he cared about her.

by Wordslinger23 September 18, 2021

gift from god

a snow day.

John: Today we were given a gift from God.
Frances: Woo! get your wellies on!

by god why is everything taken?! October 11, 2021

GIFT

LE GIFT WHO STALKS PEOPLE FOR FUN AND LOOKS AT THEIR SCREENS ALSO A SNITCH.

GIFT, DONT U DARE SNITCH!

by GIIFT October 12, 2021

Gift Falola

A tall girl who is shortphobic and is rude

Person a : omg I hate short people I can't see them bahaha

Person b : omg ur such a gift falola

by Unknown.124hejrk October 14, 2021