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The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
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Get the netting mug.Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
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Get the PIDLE Net mug.An internet service that performs poorly in terms of speed, reliability, or consistency. Often associated with the poor quality connections niggers typically have or can only afford.
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/ˈspɛli nɛt/
To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
/ˈspɛli nɛt/
To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"
At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
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/ˈspɛliˌnɛt/
Definition:
To clean, organize, or restore an area thoroughly and efficiently, often using specialized techniques or standards associated with the Speli Net cleaning team.
/ˈspɛliˌnɛt/
Definition:
To clean, organize, or restore an area thoroughly and efficiently, often using specialized techniques or standards associated with the Speli Net cleaning team.
Forms:
Present: speli-net, speli-nets
Past: speli-netted
Present participle: speli-netting
Speli Net can be used:
Examples:
The crew came in and speli-net the entire office overnight.
We’re speli-netting all the apartments before the tenants move in.
That place was a mess, but now it’s totally speli-netted!
Let me know if you'd like a tagline or slogan built around it — something like:
“Don’t just clean it — Speli-Net it!”
Present: speli-net, speli-nets
Past: speli-netted
Present participle: speli-netting
Speli Net can be used:
Examples:
The crew came in and speli-net the entire office overnight.
We’re speli-netting all the apartments before the tenants move in.
That place was a mess, but now it’s totally speli-netted!
Let me know if you'd like a tagline or slogan built around it — something like:
“Don’t just clean it — Speli-Net it!”
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