mutha fucker

1. the actual act of fucking your maternal figure
2. My whole life revolves around it

1. Mom: Quick get out of bed, hurry Dad's coming back.
2. hehehehe, that was some good shit (lick the cum off my mouth)

by Ari December 14, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."

We have enough bombs to maintain mutually assured destruction

by Robert Allen August 29, 2003

Mutual Assholery

The state of being in which two or more assholes compete to out-asshole each other.

Many traffic accidents are caused by mutual assholery.

by Wannabe_elf December 16, 2014

Mutual breakup

Something you’d say when you get dumped by him.

We had a mutual breakup.
Uhm, yeah right

by Facts01 November 27, 2018

Mutualism

Is when you and your friend have kind of a treaty about cheating in tests from each other

Helena: Did you study for the test?
Max: No, me and Joana have Mutualism.

by IronyCurtain October 9, 2020

Mors Mutual Insurance

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"

Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah

by ShittyWriter69 August 6, 2021

mtuah

--mom that's ugly as hell. opposite of a milf.

Kenny-"Man did you see Jen and Becky's moms?!"
John-"Yeah dude, Jen's mom was so hot, she was such a milf!"
Kenny-"I know man. Becky's mom on the other hand, ew, she was gross, definitely a mtuah."

by vanillahoho May 13, 2009