marmite mongerer

someone who mungers marmite

someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"

by Beardedsquid March 21, 2008

Mudd Monger

One who Mongers in Butt Mudd or real mud.

Look at that guy Rob's doo doo brown hands!! He must be a Mudd Monger!!!

by 3X0RC1S7 September 8, 2010

Turd Monger

Triggen Alcastor

Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies

by He who is righteous April 2, 2004

monger

someone who has been furiously beaten with the ugly stick.

" dude, that guy is a monger!"

or

" you monger!"

by blaahhhhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2010

monged

leaner den da tower of pesa

da look on james c's face when he came out of some off licence in east barnet village, we smoked skunk till we were monged

by gat man April 3, 2003

monged

to be so drunk your falling asleep

i am compelely and utterly monged

by david flynn November 14, 2003

cock-monger

A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.

My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.

by Shaylen September 21, 2006