Manitoba

Manitoba is basically the Ohio of Canada, or like where a Dark Souls boss battle happens. It sucks.

-Credit: Kurtis Conner

bros so ugly he looks like he's from Manitoba

by ikey wikey January 21, 2023

Mointment

The moist-ointment produced by a women’s moot.

“I’m so horny, Mointment is running down my leg” and “Be careful not to slip in my Mointment”

by Pruney fingers January 25, 2023

Moit

A word used by gay men to express their love and attraction to another man

Hi moit

by Ullum May 14, 2023

Manity

A vanity for men. Could be used to storage hand tools, chisels, beard grooming supplies, etc.

Hunny. Did you place my wraps on the manity?

by makemenvainagain June 30, 2023

Manitoba Smith

A personality of Mike from TDROTI
A treasure hunter who speaks in an Australian accent

Manitoba Smith: G'day sheila

by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023

Mojita

What the fuck is a Mojita?

Hym "Blegh! Blegh.......... Blegh...."

Iam "What is it?"

Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"

Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"

Hym "Mojita."

Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."

Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."

Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"

Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."

Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."

Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"

Hym "Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh..."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

mojithan

A raging sex offender with a thirst for kids

Guy 1: who's that?
Guy 2: oh that's mojithan, he's a serious concern, don't let him near your kids

by Dope gamer September 4, 2023