The act of going out heavily drinking with the mindset of getting completely and utterly fuckbunnied on a Monday night.
Tarquin - "Hey Julian, do you fancy coming over mine tonight for a dry hump?"
Julian - "Hey Tarquin, fuck you buddy! - Why don't you go fuck your own ass, I'm going out for winners Monday!"
Julian - "Hey Tarquin, fuck you buddy! - Why don't you go fuck your own ass, I'm going out for winners Monday!"
by Bunnie09 August 23, 2011
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Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*
Him: "That's what I said last Monday"
<Mood is killed>
Her: "Who says that?"
Him: "That's what I said last Monday"
<Mood is killed>
Her: "Who says that?"
by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009
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by alexacclaimed November 16, 2009
Get the Milf Monday mug.A little washed-out pop-punk band. The band is filled with unoriginal little wannabes. And on top of being complete untalented sellouts Hey Monday are also copy-cats it's
So ovious that the band is trying to be like paramore, it's so annoying.
So ovious that the band is trying to be like paramore, it's so annoying.
by Jfkrkkdjejjd June 22, 2009
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A day where everybody isn't trying to kill eachother over the latest tablet and instead give eachother gifts for no real reason other than being kind, unfortunately it wasn't very good for business so everybody ignored it. Christmas was the middle- ground.
A day where everybody isn't trying to kill eachother over the latest tablet and instead give eachother gifts for no real reason other than being kind, unfortunately it wasn't very good for business so everybody ignored it. Christmas was the middle- ground.
" Hey, wasn't there a word that was antonymous to black friday? "
" Not that I know of. "
" Hm, how sad. Oh well, don't forget the camping supplies. Gonna spend a long time at Walmart. "
White Monday, forever forgotten :'-(
" Not that I know of. "
" Hm, how sad. Oh well, don't forget the camping supplies. Gonna spend a long time at Walmart. "
White Monday, forever forgotten :'-(
by Dimentio47 June 19, 2014
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Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 13, 2008
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Cast:
Cassidy "Can't spell my first name" Pope
Michael "Think my name is Jersey" Moriarty
Mike Genitals
Alex Lipshawed off
Elliot "Has a Pussy" James
Dummy Nolan
Basically, they try to imitate their favorite band Paramore with hilarious results! They're so bad at it, you have to laugh hysterically!
Cast:
Cassidy "Can't spell my first name" Pope
Michael "Think my name is Jersey" Moriarty
Mike Genitals
Alex Lipshawed off
Elliot "Has a Pussy" James
Dummy Nolan
Basically, they try to imitate their favorite band Paramore with hilarious results! They're so bad at it, you have to laugh hysterically!
Jim: Look everybody! "Hey Monday" is on!
Lisa: Really! Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This show is so funny!
Richard: I know, I love watching retarded kids try to make music! I just kills me!
Lisa: Really! Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This show is so funny!
Richard: I know, I love watching retarded kids try to make music! I just kills me!
by fgsfdsMASTER June 28, 2009
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