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Midori Gurin

Cutest girl in Yandere Simulator! Often portrayed with lengthy green hair and bright green eyes hehe
Always typing on her phone. Why?
To email YandereDev with my great and never heard of before suggestions!
When eatting foods like m&ms and skittles, she would ALWAYS pick out the green ones because they taste so much better!
Person 1: Mai Waifu has really beautiful eyes and other things even nicer!
Person 2: Nah M-Midori Gurin, the girl with green hair is s-so much cuter lol
Person 1: Did you just stutter in text
by MidoriGurin April 1, 2024
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midtwit

a person of median or slightly above on the IQ scale that overestimates their intellectual abilities. Will overcomplicate simple concepts or follow conventional wisdom unquestioningly.

Originates from the meme that depicts a bell curve representing distribution of intelligence levels.
While the experts and novices both agreed on a straightforward decision, the midtwit spend hours complicating things with unnecessary theories
by ricnnachos November 26, 2024
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midtwit

A person of average or slightly above-average intelligence who is perceived to overestimate their intellectual abilities.

The term is typically employed pejoratively and implies that the individual adopts complex or contrarian viewpoints without fully understanding them, often to appear smarter or more sophisticated than they are.

From the internet meme with the bell curve with the "midtwits" occupying the middle section, contrasted with the "genius" and "simpleton" archetypes on the extremes
Despite the team's attempts to streamline the process, the midtwit manager insisted on adding unnecessary layers of bureaucracy to prove his "superior" grasp of the system.
by ricnnachos November 26, 2024
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Milton's Law

Milton's Law
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but only when Milton is watching."

Explanation:
Milton's Law posits that the presence of an observer named Milton—or someone who embodies Milton's unlucky aura—dramatically increases the probability of failure in any given scenario. This law suggests that even events with a low likelihood of error are susceptible to catastrophic outcomes when under Milton's watchful gaze.

Corollary to Murphy’s Law: While Murphy’s Law predicts failure as a general inevitability, Milton’s Law suggests failure is conditional, triggered specifically by Milton’s presence.
Applications:

1. Psychological Influence: Individuals may experience heightened anxiety or pressure when being observed, particularly by Milton, exacerbating the likelihood of mistakes.

2. Statistical Anomalies: Systems, machines, or processes appear to fail at an unreasonably high rate when Milton is nearby, regardless of prior reliability.

3. Practical Implications: Milton's Law serves as a humorous yet cautionary reminder of human fallibility under scrutiny. It is invoked to explain unexpected failures in otherwise routine tasks.
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Midor Guy

Midor Guy is like Mr guy, but for midors.
You guy midor seen the game last night? Midor guy did aloT of kicking the ball.
by Midor Guy February 7, 2025
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Midtermination

Political party currently in power loses decisively to opposing party in the mid-term elections.
Republicans suffered Midtermination when the Democrats won back 40 seats in the house of representatives.
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Midtermination

The current political party loses control of congress by a significant margin, in the midterm election.
In the midterm election, the Republican held congress suffered a midtermination by the Democrats.
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