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Mid-les crisis

The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.

Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".
Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.
by bamfstatic January 12, 2011
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Mid-stroker croaker

The term used for releasing flatulence (also known as farting) in the middle of masturbating.
Person 1: I experienced a mid-stroker croaker last night, totally threw off my mood.
by Sebmin July 30, 2023
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by ActiveShoe March 8, 2024
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Mids Peddler

That kid Justin’s a mids peddler.
by Stankycorn April 3, 2019
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Mid

Informal,adjective neither good nor bad in the middle so yh
Mid that game was mid
by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025
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mid sex regret

(heterosexual) a woman’s version of post nut clarity where she zones out mid intercourse and wonders why she’s having sex with that man.
“yeah, i got mid sex regret with him bro, idk”
by bebedaboobee September 25, 2025
mugGet the mid sex regretmug.

Mid

See that outfit, that’s so mid’
by Bro fr fr July 31, 2022
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