solo massage

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.

Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.

by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003

Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.

Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.

by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010

Frontal Massage

A type of massage which involves kneading or rubbing the pectoral muscles and the abdomen area. Falls under the reflexology categorey and can be done to improve respiration and relaxation.

She gave him a frontal massage as they cuddled together on the couch.

by 1234567654321 November 16, 2007

sausage massage

A hand job.

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?

by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017

Silky Massage

To finger a females vagina

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

messagetive

When you overly messaging instead of being talkative your messagetive

instead of being talkative your messagetive

by jt8110 April 29, 2014

Messagey

1. A messaging monster. That one person you swipe notifications from because you're afraid of what will happen if you leave them on read.

2. Someone who seems to have to have the last word whenever you have a messaging interaction.

"Yeah, he was really great and wasn't clingy at all, but he was so messagey. I muted my phone days ago."

by dotzerozerosix December 29, 2017