among us melon

A type of flavoring typically that reeks of gamer

Wow, nice Gfuel I bet it taste like among us melon

by among us gamer handsome February 26, 2024

melon

someone who is being stupid and brainless

you absolute melon

by Jqsper March 13, 2024

White melon

In coursework this is the filler that from a glance looks good but when looked at more closely is utter dog. Derived from the white melon that is present in most bang average fruit salads that is used as filler material but provides no enjoyable flavour.

Mate, that page is proper white melon. No useful material.

by willynilly March 22, 2024

melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.

My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.

by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 5, 2022

melon eater

Slur for nigger.

When your friend Thom accidentally says a slur in Physics class.

Josh: "Anything can be said in a British accident and it can sound like an insult, you windshield."
Thom: "You melon eater"
Josh: "LOL"

by joshk0 July 26, 2022

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022