A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.
She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
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A girl who will be a virgin and still be 40 years old. She is also always in a Colombian group chat.
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Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
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Get the Lil melissa mug.Smooth melasma is when the skin on your face or body is extremely discolored and damaged due to sun damage or autoimmune imbalances, including PCOS, endometriosis, and hypothyroidism, which are contributing factors as to why the discolored skin keeps getting darker in color and becoming smoother over time but is still discolored and darker than your original skin tone in appearance.
Smooth Melasma is a skin condition that keeps coming and going only to leave people with discoloration, uneven skin tone, and smooth, textured melasma. It's extremely frustrating and causes people to slip into deep depression; it's their lives and their mental well-being.
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I saw her from across the room while I was working security and there I knew, I wanted a Hot Melissa.
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