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Melissa
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A woman who’s
neither
pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or
have sex
with if he has no other
options
.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s
better than nothing
.
She’s a Melissa, but she can
get laid
pretty easily if she commits to her beauty
routine
and pulls all the stops.
Melissa
by
Rosestorm
September 17, 2025
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