mate ma'a tonga

The only rugby league team that had the greatest comeback in history. The only team that got four touchdowns within 10 minutes before the clock ran out. The only team that had the best support. The only team that was robbed of a touchdown and was supposed to go to FINALs!

You think you good? Bro you ain't Mate Ma'a Tonga Status tho!

by TooKoo November 28, 2017

Is he your mate?

Or simply shortened to 'your mate?'
Is a phrase coined by the youth of sydney's north shore directed to someone that chimes in to a conversation/facebook status that is unwanted and/or completely unexpected.

Used to exclude the person and make them look like they don't belong in the situation i.e. to ask another person sarcastically "is he your mate" so as to say "WTF is he doing and is he even your mate?"

Thus make them realise they have completely chimed in unwanted.

Jack: "So yeah I was fucking Maia last night-"

Random: "YEAH I did her the other day too"

*Awkward Silence*

Jake: -pointing at random- "Is he your mate?"

by JayRaow December 06, 2010

Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004

slash-mate

someone who knowingly screws their friends over for their own shitty self-interests.

Brandon: Damn, I can't believe those assholes in room 2059 got us all in trouble again.

Jake: Fuck, what a bunch of slash-mates.

by PowerBar March 28, 2007

Fucking fucked mate

This Is when you are so fucked, so wonky you don’t realise who you are anymore, that you become fucking fucked mate.

I’ve been on the sesh for 3 days straight and I’m fucking fucked mate

by Ryan7226 February 02, 2018

soul mates

wayhaught
two girls dating from the show wynonna earp,
we all know they're soul mates and it drives everyone crazy how in love they are!

i wanna be like in a relationship like wayhaught when im older because they're soul mates :)

by a living meme July 07, 2018

First Mate Rob

This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.

J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

by J Wood and First Mate Rob January 10, 2005