making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

Making guacamole

Masturbating (specially women)

She makes lots of noises making guacamole.

by Urbanized-persian August 31, 2021

Matin

A silently confident guy who isn't scared to initiate the conversation. He seems shy but can easily make friends and is easy-going, can take and make jokes; basically a really fun guy to hang out with. He would never judge you and is highly empathetic. When the world seems to be against you, he would take your side in a heartbeat. Even from a young age, he is surprisingly wise and mature and level-headed. He can make you feel warm and comfortable the moment you lay eyes on him, and radiates positivity and happiness. At first sight, he looks serious, and can be serious when the situation needs it but it is the most adorable thing when he gets excited because he tends to bounce around with a gleam in his eye. A crush on him feels like butterflies and daydreams all summer, and a warm hug during the winter. He will surprise you with kindness, even when you mess up or expect conflict in a situation. For those struggling with their mental health, he is a breath of air when you are suffocating and a ray of sunshine during your darkest days. He will be your shoulder to cry on and soul to rely on. A heart of pure gold like no other.

I miss Matin so much. My life feels empty without him.

by decalcomania April 16, 2022

Making Brownies

A heinous act of revenue which involves shitting into a dryer and then turning it on.

Bro 1: "Dude, these frat bros at this party are dicks."
Bro 2: "Agreed, that's why I'm making brownies before I leave"
Bro 1: "I got a big one brewing, I'll join you."

by konnichiwa_this August 19, 2022

Maling

It is a word, primarily used on websites such as Twitter or Youtube, used to discriminate against Malaysians. Typically most people who use this word are Indonesian Nationalists.

Malaysian: Happy 31st of August! I am glad to see my country grow and develop
Random Indonesian Nationalist: SHUT UP MALING! Your country is a worthless shithole and will always be that way. Indonesia is much more prosperous than your shithole, you rely on immigration and foreign investment to even match our power. Fuck you and your country
Malaysian: Holy shit get a life

by RandomMalaysian August 16, 2023

Majinggalingus

Majinggalingus is a substitute word for something that you're thinking of, but can't remember the name of.

"Did you do the history work?"
"No, what was it?"
"The revolutionary war majinggalingus."

by J1nxed September 8, 2023