ninja gas mask

when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator

Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask

ninja gas mask by imnotpedobearbtwwantsomecandy July 27, 2010

Vampire Ski Mask 

When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.

Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.

Vampire Ski Mask by Rodziewicz September 6, 2012

Robin's Mask 

When you straddle your (ideally, much younger) boyfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over his eyes.

To get the part, Joseph Gordon-Levitt let Christopher Nolan give him a Robin's Mask

Batgirl's Wing Batwing Electrolysis Ben Affleck Matt Damon

Robin's Mask by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016

Charlie Alexander Mask 

The crazy psychopath man who rules the taco dimension. He is also a chicken that can produce juice. So he is a Chicken Jussie hybrid. Charlie also can warp space and time.

Charlie Alexander Mask killed the other chickens because they would not share food with him!

Charlie Alexander Mask by CHICKEN CHARLIE THE OG JUSSIE May 21, 2019

T-shirt mask-querade 

When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.

Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.

Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.

That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!

T-shirt mask-querade by Creed Cur May 1, 2021

glazed jason mask 

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

glazed jason mask by barndogusn April 22, 2023

Roman War Mask 

The act of getting a girl to suck you off to the point of ejaculation and at the last second pulling out, dropping your balls over her eyes and slapping her on the forehead slinging cum in a line through her hair. giving the appearance. of an old Roman War Mask

I was with Officer Keith's wife last night and gave her a Roman War Mask.

Roman War Mask by marinemarauer January 28, 2009