Marriaged

marriage married

“What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is yours.”

“That’s marriage, not dating. We aren’t marriaged, so no.”

by Branflavin October 28, 2019

Marriage eyes

Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse

Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”

by Marriage Eyes February 17, 2020

MartinGale

The art of draping ones endowment, camel jockey, jonny walker, or cock- on a

volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.

Holy hell, he just martingaled during that bouldering problem?? That was a 9a V17. Did you see how he draped his camel jockey across the volume?? I am in utter disbelief

by The Truth1420 September 10, 2020

Marriage

The union between man, woman, and burger.

"Yo dude I just got learned what marriage means"
"What"
"Union between burger, man and wife"
"True"

by Burger2454 December 14, 2020

Marraingement

An alliance between two adults that serves both the appearance of a legal union, while simultaneously satisfying a contractual agreement.

London and Canadia seem so suited to each other. Their marraingement is truly a match made at the TTJ.

by The Klassy Wino December 17, 2020

marryingjean

a hot and amazing and funny person. also one of my absolute favorite mutuals

person 1: who is your favorite mutual,

person 2: oh it's @marryingjean they are so funny flushed

by jeansenby March 12, 2021

marriageship

When you are not only married but also the bestest of besties

After a review of our marriage I think it qualifies for marriageship

by Bigpapalove March 31, 2021