male blindness

When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"

Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.

by Chris A. H. November 29, 2006

male trail

The male trail is the blokes equvilent to the femail snail trail. Normaly found on the females curtains after casualy copulating.

"where shall i wipe it?" thinks the male, "i know, on the curtains. Ah crap i have left a male trail, i hope she doesnt see it"

by Denney_999 March 30, 2008

Yugger Male

Antonym of yogurt male, strong muscular man is societal standards, a "chad" if you will.

Im such an effin yugger male....

by my wattpad @ryanscheesewiz October 18, 2021

Clown Male

The Definition of a Grindset, The 0% of the populace. Lesser than the Alpha yet greater than the Sigma, and the Fool always knows one day he'll take the Crown. Your Anger only fuels his presence, for he will always have the last laugh.

"Did you hear how F$#%ing Biden told the Republicans who want to block the January 6 commissions to "eat some Chocolate Chocolate chip"? What the hell?"

"I don't see any issue, our President is an Absolute Clown Male."

by The Jester of Based August 15, 2021

Randiest male

Thomas “T” hardy

Thomas Hardy is the randiest male

by Tomis2randy March 1, 2022

Male Fraud

Sleeping with someone else's boyfriend - like tampering with mail.

Viv: "Even though Trent was going out with Trish, Sarah slept with him."
Bev: "Textbook male fraud."

by Chasey B July 20, 2012

Xi Male

Absolutely evil, alien-like, human eating, chaos seeking.

He’s such a xi male!

by Shabriri April 17, 2022