Monacal

Better spelling of “monocle”

“Hey do you wanna wear my monocle”
“Ew do you actually spell it like that GROSS I’m breaking up with you Steve :/ it’s spelled monacal!”

by Ezlen June 9, 2022

Mona

A race who went into hiding and are barely seen nowadays. Legends say that they come out on a moonlit night and bask in the moonlight where their blue hair gets a silvery glow and their jade like skin is reflected in pure elegance. No one knows what their face looks like cause nobody lived to tell the tale. If they smile at you you will feel dazed and your existence will start to wither without leaving a single speck. So what ever you do never let them smile at you!

But the thing is that ...... they always have a smile plastered on their face

I might have seen a Mona by the lake last night, I merely caught a glimpse of her back and ran away from there as fast as I could.

by summer_nii_chan July 26, 2022

Minna

Cracks her neck when she checks out Handsome guys

"Hey you ok?

"No I cracked my head looking at that guy"
" oh you did a Minna"

by Sarwarrrior August 22, 2022

Molnar

An eastern European version of Miller

When Christopher Molnar moved to Detroit he didn't anglecize his last name to Miller for a bunch of inbred kraut hicks that sleep with dudes with tits.......

by Kraut kicker September 10, 2022

Mona Lisa

Something that most people get hard to when they see it.

Saw the Mona had a bonah!

pls have seggs with me Mona Lisa!

by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022

Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.

Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.

by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022

Monachopsis

/mon-uh-kop-sis/ n.
The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place - that you are drastically juxtaposed amidst your surroundings - ultimately feeling like one side of your puzzle piece will never fit - as you aimlessly search for the place that you would feel effortlessly at home.

friend 2: hey man, whats got you so down these days?
friend 1: i dont know man, its like this endless feeling of monachopsis is dragging me down
friend 2?: and thats why you made me, isnt that right?
friend 1: yeah, i guess so

by LiquidReverb December 6, 2022