Lance

Lance big as hell. His ah too big to be in the urban dictionary.

That boy Lance big as hell.

Facts, bro.

by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023

Lance Blakeney

A fake homo stereotype who is just really fucking annoying

Your such a lance Blakeney bro...

by hahahahahpenishelloman February 2, 2024

Lances

In poker when someone has a pocket pair of tens.

Flop came out 4, 10 , A. It would be a shame if someone had lances

by cigmachine May 13, 2024

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

Lance Stroll'd

When Lance Stroll be's his classic blind self and hits you.

Daniel Ricciardo Got Lance Stroll'd at the 2024 Japanese Grand Prix

by Ace_Hamilton July 5, 2024

Lance

A Lance is an interesting individual, one who is very friendly and funny to be around -- but not in the ways you would expect. A Lance exumes a certain NPC energy, making random quips at a given time and will walk with such a purpose that his walking presence alone lets you know who he is.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Lance today?

Friend 2: Yeah, I did. He's starting to act like those Skyrim NPCs though....

by Murica4004 February 12, 2024

Lanceitis

A disease that makes everything hurt, ultimately making you have scoliosis and cerebral palsy.

Person 1: Oh my back hurts
Person 2: You must have a case of Lanceitis
Person 1: True, I also have a feeling I might become paralyzed
Person 2: Yep, definitely Lanceitis.

by Drè March 9, 2024