by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013
by Zoskian March 22, 2018
A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
by IronNerf July 08, 2014
by Penisiisi September 04, 2021
by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017
An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
by Stay classy Parma March 05, 2024