dirty list

This is a list of people who are so called "dirty". Dirty can be qualified as a multitude of qualities. For example a dirty person is someone that after you looked at them you want to go home and take a shower. You just don't want to be around them, and in many cases dirty people are also very annoying and tronish. I do not want to name names, but you know who is on it.

Steve asked me for my homework, but i did not give it to him because he is dirty and he would make the paper nasty.

I saw seth this morning, i just wanted to run into my house and take a shower because is so dirty.

by P-tone October 31, 2004

Listentoable

When Marisa enjoys a song, but not an excessive amount.

"That song is very Listentoable"

by Mr.Zuckerberg145 August 20, 2011

Listen Wool

A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.

Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"

William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"

Dan: "No I-"

William: "We fook all the time baby!"

by LocAsian November 2, 2011

List Paralysis

The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.

"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."

by CJackson May 1, 2014

lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)

Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!

by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015

liseo

A gay Mexican that smokes weed all day while masturbating to gay porn

I didnt know that you were gay enough to become a Liseo

by PussyPounder37 May 23, 2016

Listaweed

Your breath when you rinse your mouth after smoking weed because you don't want your parents to find out; your breath smells like a combination of listerine and weed

Duuude you've got mad listaweed, were you smokin?

by ndizzledogg November 26, 2016