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Smile Lettuce

A type of weed that puts you in an especially good mood
Isaac let me smoke some of his smile lettuce yesterday and it made me have a very happy high
by Rose119 April 20, 2021
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Meat Lettuce

Bro I got with this big sweaty chick last night and she had some gnarly meat lettuce.
by Yarnce July 16, 2021
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Mexican lettuce

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?
by anonymous August 4, 2021
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Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021
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Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste
Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.
by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021
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Couple laituce

Couple toxique menant à la dépendance affective malsaine et l'isolement
Brita: "Hmm, je n'ai pas vue Pierrette et Timothé-Jimothé depuis bien des lunes"
Jing : "Je sais, ils sont rendu un couple laituce"
by Ronron69swag2007 December 23, 2021
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Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.
Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.
by Sora290 January 5, 2022
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