larry wiley

It when your penis is just long enough to make a kid but can never pleasure a woman.

Last night my girlfriend said I Larry wiley her.

by Larry A Wiley February 6, 2022

larry bird

The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.

DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!

TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!

by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

Larry Stylinson

Something that is not true AT ALL. The fans thought this up and it was one of the big reasons the band split up. So, if the fans stopped this, they would get together sooner. Harry and Louis are friends and that's it.

Do you ship Larry Stylinson?
No, of course, I don't! It's fake!

by Uh-Hi-ILove1D April 23, 2020

larry enticer

when a dumb fucking bald middle aged man takes his ancient fucking v twin puts on a wig and fucks himself up to the nine on huge ass ramps.

"dude your dads such a larry enticer"
"ya i know man. i have double cancer now."

by hgygyg November 13, 2018

larry_bird forum

larry_bird forum:

To make a suggestion of cosmically disastrous proportions. For example; recommending buying shares in Enron.

The opposite to a car_forum.

Napoleon Bonaparte - "I don't care that it's winter, we're invading Russia"

Marshall Nay: "Your Highness, this is a larry_bird forum of an idea".

by FTJ_Admin April 17, 2005

larry lavalley

a leo, king of kings, sexy and smart, sports fan

SU basketball and Giants Football and baby baby are the world of larry lavalley

by The real king of potsdam February 4, 2010

Larry Flint Style

v. Apologize for being an asshole, by being an even bigger asshole.

My ol lady was mad cause I took her to a strip club on a date:
I could tell she was upset about it, so instead of a lap dance, I Larry Flint Styled it to the V.I.P. for an hour to let her calm down.

by aliasUNKNOWN February 20, 2011