The Long Island Lolita is the classic Long Island Tale of a teenage girl who seduced A much older married man. When he wouldn’t leave his wife, she shot her in the back of the head. And made Long Islanders look like white trash messes.
1- you’ve never heard of long island Lolita?
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD
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Get the loligoblins mug.Noun 1: Lolita-the most famous whale and star of the show at the Miami Sea Aquarium
Noun 2: Lolita-a derogatory term used to offend someone who is overweight
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1) Mommy, I'm so excited to see Lolita do her flips at the Sea Aquarium!
2) Dang, man! She's so fat, she looks like freakin' Lolita!
2) Dang, man! She's so fat, she looks like freakin' Lolita!
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