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Mom's lobster tail 

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Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.
Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous
Mom's lobster tail by dndndnlol June 30, 2021
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Lobsters • lobster claw • lobstering • lobsterback • lobster pot • lobster cock • lobster head • lobster tail • lobstered • Lobster Dick

Emptying the lobster crate 

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A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.
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Boiling the lobster 

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A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade
“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”
Boiling the lobster by Knob Slopper November 17, 2021
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Works at Red lobster 

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oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.
Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore
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Super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburger 

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when Ad uses a lobster to fill your ass, a cheeseburger up your vagina, and cums in your mouth
Lily: Damn, last night I got super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburgered!
Ad: Ad.
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Steak and Lobster 

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Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.
Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.
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