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metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)
i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store
by motodick986 June 14, 2009
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Butt Load

the scientific term for a great quantity, usually prolific or copious in nature, occasionally verging on infinity in some cases
Building the Hoover Dam required a butt load of cement.

There's a butt load of stars up there.

For the last two days I've been printing and reading a butt load of articles.
by Bill Nye the Sci Guy October 28, 2005
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Squib load

A defective round of ammunition that lacks sufficient power to force the projectile out of the barrel of a firearm.

Indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, gasses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round.

If you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe direction, and ensure that it is unloaded. Use a cleaning rod to push the projectile out of the barrel.

Never attempt to fire another round to force the stuck projectile out. This will create pressures that your firearm is not designed to tolerate, and will damage your firearm, and likely result in injury or death.

See also: Hang Fire
While shooting, I experienced a squib load. I tried shooting another round to force it out of the barrel. My gun exploded so now I'm missing fingers and my right eye.
by angry chocolate. February 14, 2014
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Emo Load

Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.

Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Open load

Did you see that new Riley Reid video on PornHub? She gets a huge open load all over her face! She's gonna need some Goo-b-gone to get that shit off.
by Relwof Ttocs June 15, 2017
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Late Load

When a truck driver offers a sexual favor for a Late Load. Usually happens within the forestry sector on Planned lumber
Jason can I get a Late load tonight "Driver slowly grabs and squeezes thigh"
by B-man bad May 28, 2018
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a free loader

Someone who takes advantage of friends by consuming their alcohol, drugs, food, or anything desirable without contributing anything.

A person who uses up all your drugs and alcohol and then leaves.
After I passed out, John smoked all the goods left in the jar!

Response:
Yeah, he is a free loader, get used to it.
by venusdmoola October 20, 2010
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