Lobster Dick

The inability to pee after having sex even though you have a full bladder.

Man I gotta pee so bad but after that bang session I have lobster dick!

by Notebook September 22, 2005

lobster

sea creatures that chase me from the bathroom.

if you hear faint clicking of lobsters as you leave your bathroom RUN!

by FauxHawk July 25, 2006

Rock Lobster

An alcoholic shot; one part Razzamatazz, one part Crown Royal, sometimes has some Cranberry juice as well

(at a bar) "I'll have a Rock Lobster."

by bangerang February 6, 2006

lobstered

to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster

1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster

by Alex Gonzalez September 22, 2005

Lobster Claw

A very skinny, bony person with red skin due to lack of pigment.

Alli is a Lobster Claw!

by Doug Estey June 27, 2006

Listertinkle

Urinating while using mouthwash.

I was in a rush this morning. I listertinkled in the shower and I was out the door in two minutes.

by Doubledown Tandino October 24, 2009

Listerlicking

The act of licking another person's tongue after you have gargled with listerine, because they have bad breath or simply taste gross. This is done as a favor for both parties.

I requested that my boyfriend give me a good listerlicking before our make-out sesh.

by dfonz-missyj January 18, 2010