Pulled a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

lotterytirement

The lifestyle one enjoys after winning big in the lottery, quitting one's job, and therefore retiring.

My neighbor won the $260 million PowerBall and is now enjoying his lotterytirement.

by R Salas January 28, 2009

Russian Lottery

It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.

Did you hear about that new game its called the russian lottery .

by black jesus4356 August 14, 2016

Twitter Litter

The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.

dan's twitter littering again . he just posted "eating lunch now, the spaghetti here's not bad...."

by Flyn Hawaiin July 22, 2009

Letters

A written symbol or character representing a speech sound and being a component of an alphabet.

Letters make up words.

by HT January 15, 2004

Lester Glasses

Large wire frame eyeglasses usually partially tinted, associated with child molesters.

Dude, you are totally wearing lester glasses.

by E Nigma January 14, 2010

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon one who partakes in the act of defecating in the household cat litter tray so as to avoid having to leave the room to use the bathroom during a tense televised sporting event in order to eliminate the risk of missing the crucial moment.

Dude, I really need to shit but I know as soon as I leave the room the Broncos will score a touchdown.
Don't sweat it bro, just take a dump in the cat litter tray, your eyes never have to leave the TV screen.
Really Dude? Are you sure that's O.K.?
Yeah no problem, I do it all the time, I'm a regular Litter Shitter!

by The Shanners July 20, 2016