Laker Raper

Kobe Bryant. he is the rapist on the LA Lakers

Laura: LOOK ITS LAKER RAPER!
Christine: EWWWW KOBE IS LOOKIN AT A WHITE GIRL!

by thats legit June 14, 2009

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laserfuck

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.

"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"

by isaidyo February 11, 2014

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Dragon lasers are high power green (and sometimes blue and orange)lasers that are made in China, hence the dragon. Distinctly different from your average laser pointer or portable laser.

laser pointers are normally 5mW or less, have a beam that is difficult to see anytime other than night and can't burn anything. Great for presentations. Dragon lasers are 15mW upto 300mW or higher, have a beam that is clearly visible in broad daylight and can light matches and cigarrettes. Too powerful and dangerous for presentations.

My teacher said i can only use a laser pointer at school, not a Dragon lasers.

by Wolverine Man June 1, 2007

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laler

useless, hopeless

She is such a laler .

by HD :) October 22, 2009

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Placer Lacer

It’s when you are standing in a space, do a lacer, but it stays at the spot of release like a Cadbury chocolate egg coming out of a bunny. It acts like a landmine.

Sheldon: I think Dom did a placer lacer fart!

Dom: How do you know?

Sheldon: I just walked into the spot you were standing in and a rancid smell smacked my nose.

Dom: Sorry, did a placer lacer.

by JWalker August 10, 2023

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